Medical

Sometimes you have a minor health issue, but the symptom makes you think that it is or could be a major health problem. Here is my list of scary symptomed minor health problems (my jump-to-conclusions diagnosis is in parentheses):

Clogged Sweat Gland (lymph(?) cancer)
Bad Headache (brain tumor)

Heartburn (heart attack)
General Pain in Left Arm (heart attack)

There are more but I think this is all I'm willing to admit/discuss on the blog.

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