Sometimes you have a minor health issue, but the symptom makes you think that it is or could be a major health problem. Here is my list of scary symptomed minor health problems (my jump-to-conclusions diagnosis is in parentheses):
Clogged Sweat Gland (lymph(?) cancer)
Bad Headache (brain tumor)
Heartburn (heart attack)
General Pain in Left Arm (heart attack)
There are more but I think this is all I'm willing to admit/discuss on the blog.
Unrelated, everyone see "I Love You, Man."