It's official. I'm a Fergie fan. Sure she made the Black Eyes Peas terrible and caused their eventual demise. She's forgiven because her pop stuff is on par with the best BEP jam (coincidentally titled 'Joints and Jam'). Her songs keep getting better. 'Fergalicious' was my #1 jam for a few months. Now 'Glamorous' is getting some major play on miPod. There's clapping (used to much better effect than the clapping in the new Avril song (which blows)) and Ludacris (ma coeur). She's just a 45-year-old babe that strongly resembles a transvestite, likes to spell things out (sometimes incorrectly) and have fun! Also her high jinks are the best in the biz. Peeing onstage?! Being too drunk to remember lyrics?! Not since Jim Morrison have onstage antics been so entertainingly ridiculous. You go girl!
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omg this just in:
http://www.theradreport.com/category/fergie/
HA! she's the best!
also she was addicted to crystal meth :( she needs our support guys!
she's the dutchest.
And is going to be in GrindHouse. i bet on set she wrote a song about it that went like 'g-r-i-n-d HOUZE. GRINNNDE h-o-u-s-e'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I can tell, "Glamorous" is about how celebrities should still eat at Taco Bell even though they are rich.
exactly! it's like, 'hey i'm fergie and i have a plastic face and many fur things, but i still keep it real b/c i go to the drive-thru.' it's kind of like j-lo's 'jenny from the block,' but more soulful.
yeah but i mean, everyone pees themselves someday at some point
if she didnt go to drive thru, how could she maintain that ass? come on, give me a break.
drive thru keeps an ass real.
What's all this stuff going around about a "fat ass" and a woman "having a fat ass?"
Please explain it to me.
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